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  • Zelda:

    Hey I just met you

  • Zelda:

    And this is crazy

  • Zelda:

    But I need you to save all of Hyrule

  • Zelda:

    And I'm not even gonna bang you.

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    That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

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    Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

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    Because it 's true

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